She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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