come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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