Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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