A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
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