So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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