idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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