I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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