i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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