"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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