Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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