i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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