he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
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He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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