can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This show inspires me to have sex in space
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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