Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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