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(563): View more from Iowa

He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.

(1-706): View more from Georgia

I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.

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(718): View more from New York

You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!

(1-859): View more from Kentucky

please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"

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(530): View more from California

i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..

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