apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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