butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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