I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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