All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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