I think i peed on brittanys purse
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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