we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
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last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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