So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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