help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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