i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
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