Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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