Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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