so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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