He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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