Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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