i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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