: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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