is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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That accounts for only three of the penises
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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