Say something about gay babies.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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