Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
