One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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