Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
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He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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