I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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