So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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