RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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