If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
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