I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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