This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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