You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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