is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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