Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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