I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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