Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Randomize
