What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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