"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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