She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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