if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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