I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
tell me about the fingering
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