Your tits are I can't wait for
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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